tehh guyy //jaSon Ye ruichenG// a.k.a //icYchill//
//JPS// //FHSS//
just a guy....someone you can find on the streets....
he likes to sleep in the afternoon and stay up late~heh hehh and he lubx chio bus so beware~
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Friday, December 23, 2005 _________Soe Min
alright. i put an article on uncylopedia but it was deleted. ha ha. ok lah, i know it was crap. Anyway, for those who want to see what i wrote, im going to post it up here alright
== Soe Min. == =Introduction= A man of Singaporean blood but grandparents fled to the most friendly country in the world, MYamamamama, which is just off the coast of neibouring country, thaimyshoelaces.
Sources have said that he was caught back into big red dot, Singapore recently, in an attempt to inject more people of different races (even though he has singaporean blood but he's brown, so yeah.)
BBC(big bad cock), has also news of him, actually studying in a school called, FUHUA SECONDARY. His friendly alies are ruicheng the ice-cream man that lures little girls, kah kin the useless book, SK the blah, Paul the green dude, hassan the curly, jenmey the very tall, tingsheng the very decent guy, arron the mirror, ruoting the dollarnote, karyin the retro, meng kui the sick, victoria the secrets, yuan shan the round mountain?, adriel the huh, siew ping the veryDDRgirl, ramya the peishigdfren, peishi the ramyagdfren, liu wah the bart, bart the liuwah, yong soon the zhenyebf,zhen ye the yongsoongf,chongming the clever,shi jun the xiaopang,cindy the redhill, titus the blackpig, peixin the singlet, carol the hmm?zhen de ah cum whymynamenotonherehar and many many more. Rumour has it that Soe Min bought cheap plastic cups and poured tapwater into them, then giving it to them to drink. From then on, they have been slav-..... ....friendly allies to him.
==Body== Soe Min is mainly made up of free internet porn, monkey, more monkeys, and pie. m m m. yes. PIE.
His body has a total of one pac, which came as his six pacs all fell in love and combined together to make one big pac. If you look really closely, you can still see the remains of it, although you would need a microsope and a pencil to draw it out and trick yourself that you actually saw it after you fail to find it '''even'''with the microsope.
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=Dangerous= ==Stay Clear== If you see him, STAY CLEAR. I repeat. STAY CLEAR. If you get close, you will get 10 million Singapore dollars, but when transfered to your home, will change into Rupia, whereby then will suffocate you with the sheer amount of it. Or, if you're lucky, you'll get one million ringgit, but forever be deemed a loser, and MALAYsian.
==Heath Problems== Soe Min has Symbolic Fakelikeass I am God illness. Symtoms mainly revolve around poking people in the eye and jumping on the table and shouting "MONKEY!!!11111" A cure for this rare illness is still not available but some duck tape would just do the trick.
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=External Relationships= ==Moderators== It is rumored that Soe Min has had a very exciting sex life before his capture in his cave, where he was found licking his computer because he attained "GOD LIKE" in DOTA. His external relationships, as a result, has been very good. It is also rumored that he, has actually pink jellybeans in his asshole, and moderators all over uncyclopedia have been trying to find it, and have been quoted "its the pink one!!111omfg!!!"
==Little Girls== He also seems to have a certain attraction to little girls, namely, Jenmey the Tall. He would first start off a whole lot of crap about LIFE, then answering all the questions posted to him with a very simple answer;"because i am tEh poPe"
The little girls would be very amazed by him and then run about and bang into his knees.
==Japan== A shocking discovery, but Soe Min, actually has 101 children in Japan, but the reason for this is....unknown. (well...you know i know you know) Anyhow, the japanese had also recently bought over the copyrights of his name and made it into an anime which has secret sex scenes here and there and made little cute dolls of him which has had worldwide success. Otherwise, he would be found in your local vcd shop buying some good o japanese, ahem, cds.
==Iraq== Yet another shocking discovery, he also had a child in Iraq before, but a second after he/she/it/ was born, it died out of sandstorm, hunger, dehydration, toomuchbrowness, but mainly shock of the ugly face of Soe Min.
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=Other notes= ==Sightings==
Anyhow, sightings have been made by a few, namely graceimnottheflower, reginathesiao, and kahkinheremynameisappearingforthesecondtime, he seemed to be in disguise as a, pope. They claim that he has miraculously caused them to have serious diarrhoea which wowed spectators. Other sources say that he simply poo-ed into their bird nest soup. Otherwise, people think that he is holy. We found chat logs that showed evidence that it was just a case of very very bad spelling by Soe Min himself, at around 2000 B.C, when the old man from KFC sent him a nudge on MSN, and he replied "I'm Holy" when actually he was looking at his in betweens and wanted to say "I'm Moley".
==We are appealing for help from you, the couch potato== He needs help. We need a savior. If you could give him a girl or two, then you can surely afford to give fifteen more to his friend, ruicheng.
Hey. Be a Man. Do the right thing.
----Ruicheng: 3.50AM December 23rd 2005
NOTE: SOME PARTS OF IT WAS EDITED BY JENMEY AND GODKNOWS WHO. Esp. the part on friendly allies. This was meant to be a joke only so people who were included inside please take this with a pinch of salt eh? If you don't like what you see here please tell me and i'll gladly remove it in a gitty. Merry christmas and cheers.
tehh guyy
